3 year old BURN!!

"I don't like the selfish things you talk when you're mad at us." - Calliope, who was trying to convince me not to go to conditioning class so she could stay home and play legos, and I think was trying to exploit my inherent parental guilt. She was unable to convincingly elaborate, but I was still impressed. Well played, little wiseass, well played...

She took this selfie on my phone, too.

These kids are too intelligent for me...I'm gonna be in trouble soon.